I beez who I beez

Whatup. I am the Mugbeater. That means I beat mugs...paint faces...do makeup, freelance style.

And yes. I'm jumping on the Blog Bandwagon (alliteration).

And yes I am the type to point out alliterations...clearly.

And I do this...alot...

maybe I'll be interesting enough for you to tag along.

But you might think I'm a boring loser who doesn't deserve to have people

listen to what I say. In that particular case...

Fuck You. And I mean that whole heartedly.

Fuck you in the asshole rough for the first time. no lube.

I is who I is.

I beez who I beez.

xxxxx

MUGBEATER